April 2012
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deductiondowntothed:
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March 2012
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It's been so long since I've played Skyrim that I...
Let’s all watch while I frantically bang on all the keys, trying to open the items menu to save my sorry ass while fighting a dragon, and instead crouch.
AND THEN DIE.
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Watchclavid:
can you say homeschooled
#i wonder where this girl is now
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Things I Don't Like
When porn shows up on my dash.
I feel like tumblr just raped me.
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Spell the letters of your first name with...
Albus Dumbledore
Lyra Silvertongue
Ygritte
Sherlock Holmes
Shiva Stone
Amaranta Úrsula
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“The last two days I’ve been feeling ugly and gloomy and confidence-less and...”
– (via beefranck)
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professional-cockblocker:
ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
#YER A PRESIDENT OBAMA
that tag. ^
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johnwatsons-dick:
if all my internet friends are 46 year old men then you guys are some fucking good actors
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katniss: let's eat these poisonous berries
peeta: hold the fuck up let me touch your braid
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elphabacolfer:
the worst part of being a girl is not being able to grow a beard that looks like seneca crane’s
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Sex 101
Person A: How do people have such slow sex?!
Person B: I suggest more foreplay and biting. Alternatively, have your sex directed by Michael Bay.
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jennally:
mimucryingalonewithyolo:
wugs:
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sherlock-hound:
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if you agree
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Oh, darlin'. →
eyesopenlikeaperture:
I love you so much, you mean the world to me. It makes my mind swim to know that in a week’s time that i’ll be by your side exchanging kisses with you, giggling senselessly, rolling around in your stupidly warm bed begging you to let me open the window so I don’t die from overheating, and a myriad of other disgustingly cute things. I’m ready to go out by the ocean and eat...
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When I die, I want you to die too.
xnothingisreal:
Not try to stay in this or any dimension without you.
Spit on this planet without you.
You’re the only human I believe in.
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You must be an angel,
doctorwho:
mcgoats:
papercranes-paperplanes:
barthvader:
because i haven’t blinked since i saw your face.
most flawless
pickup line
ever
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