[insert blog title here]

the musings of a little peep

peep peep peep peep!

I'm Alyssa.
Twenty.
Fresno State University.

Once upon a time I was boring and normal.
And then I met the internet.
This is the result.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
Meeeeee!

I can't tell you what to expect on this blog.
A bit of pop culture, and a lot of terrible humour.
Like really bad.
In several meanings of the word "bad".
But its fun.

Shoot me an ask.
You will make my WEEK if you do.
Everyone will know.
Its a big deal.

No matter how hard I try...
I always look stupid when I write a bio.

YOURS FOREVER,
A.

Kevin Federline’s Aunt Wrote Erotic Fan Fiction About His Relationship With Britney Spears

afternoonsnoozebutton:

inothernews:

laughterkey:

andrealessi:

Christ, what do you even say to that?

eep!

“Kiss me, baby,” Britney whispered, “one more time.”

“I love what you do,” answered Kevin, “but I know that you’re toxic!”

“Oops,” she retorted while taking off his shirt.  “I did it again.”

BEST SELLER.

THANK YOU INTERNET

(Source: twitter.com)


tags » #fanfiction #britney spears #oh my god #yes