The Blind Bandit: buttgenie: pastelsilk: buttgenie: WHY WOULd YOU MAKe COOKIES TAHT ARE...

le-peep:

buttgenie:

pastelsilk:

buttgenie:

WHY WOULd YOU MAKe COOKIES TAHT ARE 150 CALOIRES EACH BECAUSE THEY’RE SO GOOD THAT I HAVE TO EAT MORE THAN ONE AND NOW THAT’S LIKE 300 CALORIES ARE YOU TRYING TO KiLL ME I SWEAR YOG DO STOP MAkigN THESE FUCKISFGN BROWNIE COOKEIS I HAET EEVERYHGIN

No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it.

THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all week. I don’t care if this is supposed to be “funny”, to be “a joke”, because it’s not fucking funny. No one should be posting this, no one should be reblogging this, no one should think this is alright. Thinking, “oh, how funny, why don’t I reblog this? It’s cute, it’s a joke, haha a good laugh at myself, other people can laugh too,” but jokes are only funny when there’s truth in them. To use this towards yourself in jest is to in some small way whisper in the darkest corner of your heart, “It’s true”. And it’s not.

what just happened

How does this make sense.

I worked so hard to reblog this because it wouldn’t work right.
AND THEN MY CURSOR TURNED TO BACON.
And I tried to take a screenshot but the bacon wouldn’t show up. So then I had to take a picture with my phone. 

AND NOW IT WONT UPLOAD THIS RIGHT TUMBLR WHAT ARE YOU DOING.