[insert blog title here]

the musings of a little peep

peep peep peep peep!

I'm Alyssa.
Twenty.
Fresno State University.

Once upon a time I was boring and normal.
And then I met the internet.
This is the result.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
Meeeeee!

I can't tell you what to expect on this blog.
A bit of pop culture, and a lot of terrible humour.
Like really bad.
In several meanings of the word "bad".
But its fun.

Shoot me an ask.
You will make my WEEK if you do.
Everyone will know.
Its a big deal.

No matter how hard I try...
I always look stupid when I write a bio.

YOURS FOREVER,
A.
plays

manafromheaven:

equalistsaki:

consulting-cannibal:

adriofthedead:

cliffe:

loki-dokey:

pedoshaming:

adorbable:

quiethoof-bookpony:

poniesandfloyd:

blizooka:

lacunamatata:

thecleverdevil:

lord-jonsnow:

ghirahim:

orewatowi:

spoonster:

theguitarsnameisdark:

yes-butno:

HAM! CHEESE! mmmmmmmmMANGOES

Awright, this is my new favourite video.

this man has the best job.

MAAAAAAAAAAAPLE SYRUP!

beeeEEEEER

I turned up the volume and started laughing so loud that my dad ran in the room

“DID YOU FIND A VIDEO WITH ALL OF HIS SCREAMS ON IT”

Some of my most fond memories are of my mom screaming from the next room “Get in here quick, The Chairman is gonna say the secret ingredient!!”

I just.

oh my god yes yes yES YES YES

If you were trying to find a way to say beer in an epic manner, stop. It’s already been done.

You know he’s about to laugh every single fucking time.

im actually crying

i love iron chef so much

ABSOLUTELY YES

I lost it at mmmmmmmmmMANGOES

ffffffffffff

god bless this video

i’m fucKING CRYING JESUS

i think he’s a metal bender

/LOSING MY SHIT OHMYSOGOGROSGOKFKGSFG


tags » #omfg #iron chef #i cant stop laughing 
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