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mrmdprncss:

i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated 

i got totally ready at 7.30 am on a saturday to get bagels… and then go back to bed.

no regrets.

this video really speaks to me on a deeply personal level

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

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Messaging someone

do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over 

EVERY DAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE.

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I haven’t been that active lately so here’s a picture of me looking creepy in my dorm room.

You can’t tell its my dorm room but trust me.

thiscakeisnotalie:

i found a gif that pretty much describes the majority of the human race

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I have always found hockey to be super interesting but I can’t watch it because I’m constantly holding my breath and worrying everyone is going to get hurt and die RIGHT THERE and I just get so stressed out I fall apart.

seapantsu:

I started saying shit like “u” “pls” and “rly” ironically but I can’t stop now

and omg and omfg.

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