[insert blog title here]

the musings of a little peep

peep peep peep peep!

I'm Alyssa.
Twenty.
Fresno State University.

Once upon a time I was boring and normal.
And then I met the internet.
This is the result.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
Meeeeee!

I can't tell you what to expect on this blog.
A bit of pop culture, and a lot of terrible humour.
Like really bad.
In several meanings of the word "bad".
But its fun.

Shoot me an ask.
You will make my WEEK if you do.
Everyone will know.
Its a big deal.

No matter how hard I try...
I always look stupid when I write a bio.

YOURS FOREVER,
A.

Our First "Submission": "http://www.luls4.me/pimpcane_120.htm"

cest-cheese:

This is hardly a cheese submission, Lavern (if that is your real name).
Figured I’d fix that for you.

Behold. Pecorino al Tartufo with a pimp cane (and other pimptastic accouterments!)

I had to reblog this onto this blog because oh my god turning this piece of cheese into a pimp has to be the most amusing thing I have done recently.

I love my cheese blog.
And I love my pimp!pecorino. 


tags » #cheese #pecorino al tartufo #pimp #pimp cane #pimp cup #submission #photoshop #photoshop of the YEAR 

tags » #nutella #me #submission 

(Source: shiptease)


tags » #me #submission 
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter
“‘Today’s my birthday. Trim the fucking hedge or I’ll set fire to the rain,’ said Harry.
‘Eat a d-dick — Dad said you’re not to do m-magic.’
‘Jiggery niggery!’ said Harry.
‘ALL RIGHT!’ howled Dudley.
Dudley cried while cleaning.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Today’s my birthday. Trim the fucking hedge or I’ll set fire to the rain,’ said Harry.

‘Eat a d-dick — Dad said you’re not to do m-magic.’

‘Jiggery niggery!’ said Harry.

‘ALL RIGHT!’ howled Dudley.

Dudley cried while cleaning.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)


tags » #AND I SET FIRE! #TO THE RAIN! #submission 
simsgonewrong:

wut.

omfg dallas shallow is a slut in everyone’s game and not just my own.

simsgonewrong:

wut.

omfg dallas shallow is a slut in everyone’s game and not just my own.


tags » #sims 3 #submission 
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Portal
“‘Oh baby, faster!’  The orange portal moaned as the blue portal thrust himself into her hole.  It was the perfect fit for him, so beautiful and orange like a love cavern that was painted orange.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Portal

“‘Oh baby, faster!’  The orange portal moaned as the blue portal thrust himself into her hole.  It was the perfect fit for him, so beautiful and orange like a love cavern that was painted orange.”


tags » #Portal #fanfiction #HOW #DOES THAT EVEN WORK #submission 
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sesame Street
“”Elmo walks by Oscar’s trash can.
Oscar tells Elmo “if you’re upset about the way the boys at school are treating you then there’s one simple solution Elmo.”
Elmo asks “what’s the solution?”“
Oscar told Elmo “you throw on a Goddamn blue bandanna and say you’re a motherfucking gangster.”

YOU’RE A MOTHERFUCKING GANGSTER.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sesame Street

“”Elmo walks by Oscar’s trash can.

Oscar tells Elmo “if you’re upset about the way the boys at school are treating you then there’s one simple solution Elmo.”

Elmo asks “what’s the solution?”“

Oscar told Elmo “you throw on a Goddamn blue bandanna and say you’re a motherfucking gangster.”

YOU’RE A MOTHERFUCKING GANGSTER.


tags » #Sesame Street #elmo #fanfiction #gangster #solid advice oscar 
fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

Sure….

I would NEVER DO ANY OF THESE THINGS.Ew some girls are just sooooo gross.Yeaaahhh… >.>

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

Sure….

I would NEVER DO ANY OF THESE THINGS.
Ew some girls are just sooooo gross.

Yeaaahhh… >.>


tags » #Foul Bachelorette Frog #gpoy 
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: A Clockwork Orange
“‘PENETRATION!’ Alex cried as he rammed his penis into Ghost Beethoven’s anus. But it didn’t work, because Ghost Beethoven was a ghost.”

it didn’t work.because ghost beethoven was a ghost. 

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: A Clockwork Orange

“‘PENETRATION!’ Alex cried as he rammed his penis into Ghost Beethoven’s anus. But it didn’t work, because Ghost Beethoven was a ghost.”

it didn’t work.
because ghost beethoven was a ghost. 


tags » #ghost #beethoven 
wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Bible
“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Bible

“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)


tags » #people write bible fanfics? #i want to read these #especially if jesus #IS IN SPACE 
ilovecharts:

guys look I made a chart
-fedtowolves 

ilovecharts:

guys look I made a chart

-fedtowolves 


tags » #procrastination 

tags » #Foul Bachelorette Frog #i forget to change them so often #that when it's actually sharp #i cut myself into little pieces