Our First "Submission": "http://www.luls4.me/pimpcane_120.htm"

cest-cheese:

This is hardly a cheese submission, Lavern (if that is your real name).
Figured I’d fix that for you.

Behold. Pecorino al Tartufo with a pimp cane (and other pimptastic accouterments!)

I had to reblog this onto this blog because oh my god turning this piece of cheese into a pimp has to be the most amusing thing I have done recently.

I love my cheese blog.
And I love my pimp!pecorino. 

(Source: shiptease)

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Today’s my birthday. Trim the fucking hedge or I’ll set fire to the rain,’ said Harry.

‘Eat a d-dick — Dad said you’re not to do m-magic.’

‘Jiggery niggery!’ said Harry.

‘ALL RIGHT!’ howled Dudley.

Dudley cried while cleaning.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)

simsgonewrong:

wut.

omfg dallas shallow is a slut in everyone’s game and not just my own.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Portal

“‘Oh baby, faster!’  The orange portal moaned as the blue portal thrust himself into her hole.  It was the perfect fit for him, so beautiful and orange like a love cavern that was painted orange.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Sesame Street

“”Elmo walks by Oscar’s trash can.

Oscar tells Elmo “if you’re upset about the way the boys at school are treating you then there’s one simple solution Elmo.”

Elmo asks “what’s the solution?”“

Oscar told Elmo “you throw on a Goddamn blue bandanna and say you’re a motherfucking gangster.”

YOU’RE A MOTHERFUCKING GANGSTER.

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

Sure….

I would NEVER DO ANY OF THESE THINGS.
Ew some girls are just sooooo gross.

Yeaaahhh… >.>

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: A Clockwork Orange

“‘PENETRATION!’ Alex cried as he rammed his penis into Ghost Beethoven’s anus. But it didn’t work, because Ghost Beethoven was a ghost.”

it didn’t work.
because ghost beethoven was a ghost. 

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: The Bible

“‘shit why am i in space.’ Jesus wondered.”

(Source: wtffanfiction)

ilovecharts:

guys look I made a chart

-fedtowolves