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the musings of a little peep

peep peep peep peep!

I'm Alyssa.
Twenty.
Fresno State University.

Once upon a time I was boring and normal.
And then I met the internet.
This is the result.
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
Meeeeee!

I can't tell you what to expect on this blog.
A bit of pop culture, and a lot of terrible humour.
Like really bad.
In several meanings of the word "bad".
But its fun.

Shoot me an ask.
You will make my WEEK if you do.
Everyone will know.
Its a big deal.

No matter how hard I try...
I always look stupid when I write a bio.

YOURS FOREVER,
A.
2,959 plays

I want you to imagine a wedding. 

The officiant has just said “You may now kiss the bride.” And of course, the groom does so. And then music starts playing.

The couple pulls away, looking slightly shocked. They exchange a few whispers, before taking a step back. As the groom straightens his apparel and fixes his hair, the bride faces the congregation.

“Ladies and Gentlemen!” she says in a loud voice, as the volume of the music slowly rises. “We are so glad you could be here today. Truly, it was a pleasure!”
The groom steps back to his wife’s side. “Unfortunately,” he continues, “It seems we must be leaving!”

And then he pulls a sonic screwdriver out of his pocket, she picks up her dress, and they sprint down the aisle into a waiting blue vehicle, and drive the hell out of there as fast as possible.

The universe is at stake.


tags » #doctor who #weddings #this is all i want #for my wedding #i have never been so excited in my life #BECAUSE FUCK CLASSICAL MUSIC #AND FUCK RICE 

tags » #in n out #double double #animal style #right #now #get #in #my #mouth #yes #yesyesyes #oh god #this is all i want #all i need #wisdom teeth #come back to me #i need food