I want you to imagine a wedding.
The officiant has just said “You may now kiss the bride.” And of course, the groom does so. And then music starts playing.
The couple pulls away, looking slightly shocked. They exchange a few whispers, before taking a step back. As the groom straightens his apparel and fixes his hair, the bride faces the congregation.
“Ladies and Gentlemen!” she says in a loud voice, as the volume of the music slowly rises. “We are so glad you could be here today. Truly, it was a pleasure!”
The groom steps back to his wife’s side. “Unfortunately,” he continues, “It seems we must be leaving!”
And then he pulls a sonic screwdriver out of his pocket, she picks up her dress, and they sprint down the aisle into a waiting blue vehicle, and drive the hell out of there as fast as possible.
The universe is at stake.
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